Who knew a wrong number could lead to something so right?

 

Two weeks ago I received a text message that changed my life. Not only was it abusive, it was creative, funny as fuck and sent to the wrong number. My number. But every time I tried to tell this delightfully foul-mouthed woman I was not her intended target, she doubled-down. It was the most fun I’ve had in a long time. Until tonight…

 

Who knew Mr Right had my number all along?



Why can’t I find a man with a nice big… vocabulary? Oh, that’s right. I did. But he’s at the other end of an anonymous text chain. Story of my life. I finally find a man I can have a decent conversation with and I have no clue who he actually is. Until he rescues me in the most delicious way imaginable…

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Previously a part of the BABE charity anthology, Burlesque and Betrayals.​

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